Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Randomize
