IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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