Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
