I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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