Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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