you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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