Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
