Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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