The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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