I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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