I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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