Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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