Duck Duck Cougar?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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