shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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