the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
