So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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