we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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