I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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