Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
