yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
