he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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