idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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