i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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