just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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