At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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