I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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