Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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