i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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