So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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