butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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