he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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