Buhtt sex?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
