Christians are straight up FREAKS
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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