I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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