this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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