Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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