if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
