Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just want to make out with him forever
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
