He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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