so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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