your parents love me but you hate me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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