If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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