we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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