i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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