there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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