I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
