i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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