i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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