There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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