Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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