On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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